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Loyal Fans of Wakeup Call (L.F.W.C.)
Guess the Day Jobs Game

Long ago in an age buried by the dust of eons past, the four lost souls that are together known in certain dark corridors of knowledge as Wakeup Call had to endure cruel trials and tribulations. These epic struggles lasted many, many moons as tabulated on the Sumerian calendar.

It wasn't until the dawn of the age of the dolphin god "Flippus" that the torments ended and the weary, browbeaten travelers were allowed to pursue their destiny.

Now you, loyal soldier of the Order of the Chiming Bells can test your own arcane knowledge of those days long past - but never forgotten.

Try to determine which day job the band member really had, then look deep down below for the answers. Good luck and take caution.

HA HA HA HA HA (maniacal laughter).

1. Danny Aranda (vocals)
a) cafeteria busboy
b) can't hold down a job
c) bank manager
d) buddhist monk

2. Tom Carpenter (guitars)
a) starfleet commander
b) computer engineer
c) pink nippled whore
d) edible underwear taste tester

Chris Spizziri (drums)
a) men's room attendant
b) french chef
c) follows circus elephants with a broom
d) metal fabricator

Hammer Leib (bass)
a) radiation safety technician
b) mob enforcer
c) migrant farm worker
d) you wanna biggie size that?

The Hammer

Party Down!